Fish Nightmare #3

Do what I say, not what I do.

Snakes Alive!

Telethon- Michael Jackson and Frank Sinatra

One of our own showing soon.

A Worried Mind

Another Folk Singer

Fish Nightmare #2

RIP Les Paul, 1915-2009

Death laughs astirde a pale horse as men bark like dogs in the street.

Fish Nightmare #1

damian brings us a message from christ

Lawn Boy

Puddles vs. t-bags

A Message from Max Distributore

The Golden Calf Society and its Relationship to Consumerism

Daily Operations and Intent:

The Golden Calf Society is a goal-oriented organization.  Golden Calf wishes to stabilize markets by encouraging consumerism.  We hope to bolster consumer confidence through instructional diagrams.  Our message was first disseminated through seeming scribbles, which we strategically placed on the walls of bathrooms in various bars and eateries throughout the planet.  This proved to be an excellent method for getting our message out to the proletariat.  These drawings seemed to have calming effect on the masses.  A content man does not fight the comforting embrace of a yoke.  He will be more productive and hence have more capital to spend.

We now hope to get our message to the elites and the bourgeoisie.  We will accomplish this by taking our work into galleries and museums.

Our Philosophy:

We view life in entirely Darwinian terms.  Social equality goes against natural selection.  So naturally we despise it.

We favor the corporation as the superior organism over the subservient individual corpus of man.  The individual is subordinate to the corporation.  Through consumerism an individual corpus comes into full fruition as a necessary cog.  His life gains purpose.  The consumer provides the oil for the capitalist machine.  When money is congested the machine cannot run.

All inorganic matter and otherwise must submit to the superior whole organism’s needs.  Nonproductive units are cancerous and must be excised.  It is a mistake to view said units as individuals.  They are parts of the whole. 

We believe in the virtues of discipline over those of freedom.  Freedom is an illusion achieved only through Death.  We confine ourselves to earthly matters.

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Sincerely

Max Distributore, Director of Sales- Mars

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